With a special thanks to the
anonymous author of the seasonal greeting
that follows herewith, M-LAW wishes all the visitors to our website a
happy holiday season!
Please accept with no
obligation, implied or
implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of
the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable
traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice
with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling
and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make our country great (not to imply that the United States
is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to
the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or
sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this
greeting, you
are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to
clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted
to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for
a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement
of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
wisher.
Disclaimer:
No trees were harmed
in the sending of this message;
however, a significant number of electrons were slightly
inconvenienced.
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